On tonight’s episode of NonProductive, we have a loving tribute to Corey Feldman.
Ninja Turtles.
Season: 14
Network: HearNewBrunswick.com
Host: Samantha Little
The gang looses themselves in Final Fantasy 13: The Smell of Fear.
Articles this week: stuttering mutants, aliens rain down on India, and Hella More!
Filmmaker Geraldine Winters guests on the show.
Ohmigod!
It has been a substantial amount of time since my last post but the fact of the matter is that I have a “successful” radio show for which I can use to vomit my opinion all over you on a weekly basis. Despite that fact, I have stumbled across a valuable piece of information that I simply must share.
Last week, I made an argument that Avatar was not the highest grossing movie of all time due to the outrageous price of a ticket to see said movie which, I am being told, is now set at 14 virgins. After giving consideration to ticket inflation, Gone with the Wind was found to be the highest grossing domestic film of all time. I was met with varying degrees of protest. John Q. Minus in particular was riding Avatar’s dick so hard that he himself was turning blue. He brought up some argument claiming that several movies had “multiple theatrical runs” and that I could not “put them on the same level as Avatar” because that film only had one run.
F**k him!
Upon further investigation, I found a way to determine which movies on my list only had one theatrical run and I am proud to present the adjusted grosses for this new list. Read it and weep suckers:
| Rank | Film Title | Studio | Adjusted Gross | Unadjusted Gross | Year |
| 1 | The Sound of Music | Fox | $1,083,781,000 | $158,671,368 | 1965 |
| 2 | The Ten Commandments | Par. | $996,910,000 | $65,500,000 | 1956 |
| 3 | Titanic | Par. | $976,712,200 | $600,788,188 | 1997 |
| 4 | Jaws | Uni. | $974,679,800 | $260,000,000 | 1975 |
| 5 | Doctor Zhivago | MGM | $944,670,800 | $111,721,910 | 1965 |
| 6 | Ben-Hur | MGM | $745,780,000 | $74,000,000 | 1959 |
| 7 | Avatar | Fox | $721,425,400 | $721,425,412 | 2009 |
| 8 | The Sting | Uni. | $678,377,100 | $156,000,000 | 1973 |
| 9 | Jurassic Park | Uni. | $656,026,500 | $357,067,947 | 1993 |
| 10 | Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace | Fox | $645,524,400 | $431,088,301 | 1999 |
That’s right! A film that cost millions to make was beat out by Julie Andrews singing about whiskers on kittens. Think about it while you cry about that Oscar loss and masterbate to pictures of CGI lizard people looking things…what the hell are they supposed to be anyway???
So Long, Farewell <3
Sam “I Have Confidence” Little
The International Witty Girls Show
“This show I talked about the innate ability I have to alienate and creep out any female that I have some kind of positive regard for, especially if I respect and am a fan of what they do. I have two examples; the Editing and Creative cast of Marvel Comics “Girl Comics no. 1”, and Danielle Corsetto, creator of Girls with Slingshots, a wonderful webcomic that I enjoy. I also do some quick surveillance of the Oscars. What I’m most proud of, however, is the masterful job I have done of avoiding any mention of “Precious” at all. Then again I may lose my Black Card for that…”
NonPro finally comes back to HNB, and HNB looses the podcast.
This is all that could be saved of that faithful show. We talk adjusted gross movie incomes, make Sam cry, interviewed Ferg for Rutgers World Record Air Guitar attempt, and fought off the dread Cthulhu. Alas, this episode will be missed.
In this episode of JACKS, the crew make it to Earth and attempt to find sanctuary in retro-futuristic New London.
Music: Mod Squad Theme Song
Line Cutters discuss being Line Cutters
Global Warming and the rise of great Cthulhu on this episode of Mad Science Radio!
Also, below is a link to the original, phone-call quality live cast of the episode. We left it here so you can all enjoy it without the strange creeping delay.
