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Ohmigod! 

It has been a substantial amount of time since my last post but the fact of the matter is that I have a “successful” radio show for which I can use to vomit my opinion all over you on a weekly basis.  Despite that fact, I have stumbled across a valuable piece of information that I simply must share. 

Last week, I made an argument that Avatar was not the highest grossing movie of all time due to the outrageous price of a ticket to see said movie which, I am being told, is now set at 14 virgins.  After giving consideration to ticket inflation, Gone with the Wind was found to be the highest grossing domestic film of all time.  I was met with varying degrees of protest.  John Q. Minus in particular was riding Avatar’s dick so hard that he himself was turning blue.  He brought up some argument claiming that several movies had “multiple theatrical runs” and that I could not “put them on the same level as Avatar” because that film only had one run. 

F**k him! 

Upon further investigation, I found a way to determine which movies on my list only had one theatrical run and I am proud to present the adjusted grosses for this new list.  Read it and weep suckers: 

That’s right!  A film that cost millions to make was beat out by Julie Andrews singing about whiskers on kittens.  Think about it while you cry about that Oscar loss and masterbate to pictures of CGI lizard people looking things…what the hell are they supposed to be anyway??? 

So Long, Farewell  <3

Sam “I Have Confidence” Little

Join us this Tuesday as we celebrate more guests that we have ever had on one single episode. First we start off with Lezlie Deane, star of Nightmare on Elm Street 6 and front woman of the band Scary Cherry and the Bang Bangs. We will discuss her band and her upcoming part on the Nightmare on Elm Street documentary. Then we top it off with Count Gore deVol himself, Dick Dyszel. We will discuss his illustrious career as a journalist, kid’s host, and quite possibly one of the greatest horror hosts of all time. It is all here on the Loud Idiots show this Tuesday starting at 8pm EST and as always only on Non-Productive.com.

• Scary Cherry and the Bang Bangs :: Lezlie Deane's band
• Count Gore De Vol :: Creature Feature

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We review “Fantastic Four,” “Flash: Rebirth,” “Scalped,” and a blast from the past, “Dr. Strange: The Dark War” as well as many others!

• Show Wiki :: NoProductivpedia

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Join us this Tuesday as we celebrate more guests that we have ever had on one single episode.  First we start off with Lezlie Deane, star of Nightmare on Elm Street 6 and front woman of the band Scary Cherry and the Bang Bangs.  We will discuss her band and her upcoming part on the Nightmare on Elm Street documentary.  Then we top it off with Count Gore deVol himself, Dick Dyszel.  We will discuss his illustrious career as a journalist, kid’s host, and quite possibly one of the greatest horror hosts of all time.  It is all here on the Loud Idiots show this Tuesday starting at 8pm EST and as always only on Non-Productive.com.

Big Love of the Olympics

“It is the last word on the Olympics, and those “Canadian Idiots.” I put the Winter Games once and for all, and reflect on the near-miracle on ice. What I really want to talk about is all of the Thick, Curvaceous women in the world, and how much they should be following me around and trying to get with me… Well, not really, but this show is about Size/Body acceptance.”

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Super-Secret Friday Playtest

• Particularly Evil :: Eeeevil

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Line Cutters take stock of their lives.

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Mad Science Radio, is a weekly podcast of all the latest trends in weird science. Frank, a life-long amateur student of science and renaissance man – not to mention complete nerd, and Audra, a student of science journalism at Hofstra University, vow to bring you the best in the obscure, the obtuse, and the arcane from the world of science, right to your living rooms and personal media devices!

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Join us as we welcome woman of all trades, Cindy Marie Martin! Cindy will be talking about her new film “Women’s Studies”, her popular character Helena “The Hussy of Horror”, and her first foray into Horror Conventions at the upcoming HorrorHound Weekend’s Vampira Tribute. Join us this Tuesday at 8pm EST, only on Non-Productive.com

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We review some new comics and followup on some recent faves, like Joe the Barbarian and others!

Plus, there is a super surprise at the end of the show!

• Show Wiki :: NoProductivpedia

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