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Frank Hablawi

is a Giant Mecha-Bee that has a Long Neck, fears the Military, and is Covered in Bumps and Nodules and in League with Dark Forces.

Strength: 4 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 10


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defeat Frank Hablawi, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Sam Little

is a Giant Ape that eats Rocks, kidnaps Blonde Women, has a Computer for a Brain, controls the Weather, and is in League with Dark Forces.

Strength: 9 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 9


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defeat Sam Little, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Geoff Pape

is a Collosal Ant that has Prehensile Eyes, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, and is Radioactive.

Strength: 11 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 7


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defeat Geoff Pape, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Jesse Baruffi

is a Giant Blob that cowers from Fire, and has Suckers on its Feet and Black-and-White Stripes.

Strength: 8 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 1


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defeat Jesse Baruffi, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Rick Winkler

is a Giant Ant that Fears Nothing, came from Another Planet, has a Single Giant Eye, and is Extremely Hydrophobic.

Strength: 4 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 7


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defeat Rick Winkler, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Lindsey Saultz

is a Giant Moth that eats Rocks, lives in the tunnels of the London Underground, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Strength: 8 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 9


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defeat Lindsey Saultz, enter your name and choose an attack:

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Katie Hughes

is a Giant Lizard that has a Sharp Beak and Crablike Pincers, and is Very Slow.

Strength: 8 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 4


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defeat Katie Hughes, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Katie Hughes using
Jim Schreyer

is a Giant Ant that fires Rockets, and has Bulletproof Skin.

Strength: 4 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8


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defeat Jim Schreyer, enter your name and choose an attack:

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