Chris Howell takes the week's headlines and crams them straight down your learn hole.
As long as loud and obnoxious talking heads are all the rage on cable news shows, why not get in on the action? Chris Howell drops his serious newsman persona and graces us with Howell's Headlines; stinging commentary and opinion pieces where we discover what exactly is on his rotting mind.
Listen in as Chris describes his fool-proof plan to deal with the drug problem, the environment, and all the other so-called "complicated" issues the world is struggling with today, in as brutal and quick a manner as possible. By the time your done listening, we guarantee you'll need a good clean shower.
We have an archive of past Howell's Headlines and we hope to bring you more in the near future. After all, how else can you all be expected to know what to do unless Chris is there to guide you?
Howell's Headlines: On the Record
Some audio samples and written monologues of classic Howell's Headlines. Just click the links below to hear the mp3 clips or read the text.
Salt the Raritan:
Chris gives us all a call to arms. Coming soon.
Infamous Rant Archive:
We can't be sure, but it's a safe guess these aren't safe for work. Coming soon.
