Lindsey Saultz takes your problems, issues, and concerns and rules upon them with an iron fist in her friendly advice column.

Whenever we get a complaint or cry for help from audience members, we at NonProductive send the litigants down for judgment in Lindsey's court of last appeal.  There, she takes into consideration each and every side of the issue before deciding it in whatever the hell way she wants.  Some call it unfair, some call it fascist, but we like to call it Judge Lindsey!

Click below to hear some verdicts sent down by our resident decision maker.  We're just trying out this segment, so if you like it call in and let us know!
Judging Lindsey
As registered by the court reporter, the following are logs of Her Honorableness Judge Lindsey's various rulings.  Choke on them.  Just click the links below to hear the mp3 clips.

Lindsey kicks us out of the club.  Click here.
Lindsey on Women's Suffrage.  Click here.
Lindsey's sad confession.
Click here.
Lindsey mediates a fight between Jim and Katie.  Click here.
Lindsey on NonProductive.
Click here.
Lindsey's final absolute ruling on the addictive nature of nicotine.  Sort of.  Maybe.
Click here.
And just because I like it... Lindsey and Frank on Polar Bears.
Click here.
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